• Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
• Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.

When somebody asks my job

• What I could say: I'm the responsible for the codes of internet pages
• What I say: Well, it's starts when the designer makes an amazing layout for a web page, that layout is a group of texts and backgrounds and images of all sorts. My job is to get the information from those elements and/or cut them if necessary and export them to files of several formats. I'm also responsible for the creation of the codes and scripts for any visual content of that page, and that's where those files I exported get in. Sometimes we do modifications on the layout because the designer things we're magicians and everything can be easily done so we try to find another way. Finally, it's also my job to test the page that I just code on several platforms to be sure that all the users of all browsers and resolutions can see the page properly, and that's why we hate Internet Explorer. It always fuck things up.