When people tell me "They're just fictional characters", I feel bad for that person because their imagination is so stunted that they can't feel the life breathing from the characters that are alive in ways they cannot ever understand.
- You can’t catch fainted Pokemon. - You need to TALK to someone else before giving your Pokemon a new nickname - Scyther and Gyarados are flying type. They can’t fly. - Dig on water. - Dive on land. - Pokemon get buried on the upper floors of buildings. - No matter where you are, Prof. Oak KNOWS when you use a bicycle inside. - You never eat. - Escape rope makes a hole in the roof of the cave for escape. Then you’re at the entrance. - You can fly across regions yet you can’t jump a tiny ledge. - Mewtwo is before Mew in the PokeDex. - Lvl 100 Wailord bodyslams a Lvl 3 Wurmple. It just faints. - PokeDex already has entries for all Pokemon. Why do you have to catch them?! - Charizard is only 5’07. Dunsparce is 4’11. WHAT. - Policemen fight you randomly. Don’t do anything when Team Rocket goes by. - Starters not in the wild, but Prof. Oak has them. - Free health care no matter the injuries. Lemonade costs $300. - You carry a bike in your bag. - Can’t dig in Rustboro tunnel as you’ll disturb Whismur. They all have Soundproof. - You’re ten and can gamble in casinos. - Lyra calls about Marill evolving into Azumarill. You battle her and it’s still a Marill. - Macargo is 1.8 times hotter than the sun. - A Shinx can intimidate an Arceus - Pokemon use Earthquake yet trainers are unaffected. - Lickitung couldn’t learn lick in Gen 1 - Charmander dies when its tail flame goes out. Use Surf on it and it only faints. - Spoink dies if it stops bouncing. Paralyze it and there are no consequences. - Trainers battle if you make eye contact. Walk straight past and they battle you anyway. - Live with your mom. One room. One bed. - Rock climb. Scale huge walls. Can’t climb tiny ledge. - Female Mr. Mime. - No bathrooms. ANYWHERE. - Hundreds of trainers on routes. All houses occupied. THEY’RE ALL HOMELESS. - You can forget Amnesia