Geek pirate on brazilian waters

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  1. And I watched the whole season 2 of The Glee Project at once and I have some thoughts:

    • This show is better than Glee itself. I mean, I’d never be able to watch 11 episodes of Glee straight
    • Blake is talented and shit but I can’t think of him being an original character as Aylin
    • Aylin should have won
    • Tyler was not comfortable with his new body.
    • Lily was the best overall though
    • Michael is cute :3
    • Abraham gets bullied for being heterosexual. Okay.
    • Tyler was not comfortable with his new body.
    • Blichael is life
    • Zach cries at anything. He’s me.
    • Like Glee, sense is something that sometimes will disappear there.
    • Tyler was not comfortable with his new body.
    • When I Grow Up was… different.
    • Tyler was not comfortable with his new body.
    • I don’t like that probably half of them don’t actually watch Glee
    • Naya is so sexy that literally makes miracles happen
    • Milkshake is a deep song about the economics
    • No problem diving in the school pool with your body covered with slushie.
    • Jane Lynch is the best
    • Scott Campbell. Just Scott Campbell.
    • Tyler was not comfortable with his new body.
    • They invite Damian to be a guest on the final but he’s not even on the show anymore.
    • Nellie can act like a stripper on the Sexuality episode with an almost invisible skirt but was not okay wearing that swimsuit that our Grandmas used to use.
    • Tyler was not comfortable with his new body.
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  3. lol madonna you really can’t make music videos like before, can you?

    edit: but well, you look great and this outfit makes your boobs look huge. score!

    edit 2: cause really, she could use the beginning to be upset with a lot of things, but the paparazzi were used countless time, including by madonna herself so that first seconds of the video got kinda lame, the rest is fun, maybe becomes a summer hit or whatever

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  5. Really though… (probably unpopular opinion, idk)

    If wasn’t for Emma and Andrew I’d be bored as fuck during this new Spider-Man movie. And the fact that I’ve never liked Lizard as villain helped a lot, plus the fact that a giant human-lizard talking ironically…. yeah, he was too different from the comic-books and old cartoons and yes, I do care about these things.

    (Don’t know if the spiderman tag is like a fandom thing only, if it is, sorry for the hate)

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  7. The Hunger Games though…. A review.

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  9. Some considerations on ‘Hold On To Sixteen’:

    • Harmony is sophomore. So now I’ll wait for her to show up again next season, and the season after that too.
    • Jenna is flawless.
    • Sam is Clark Kent lost brother.
    • Jenna is flawless.
    • Sugar is on ND. Fucking succeed!
    • Troubletones act on Regionals? Hell to the yea!
    • Jenna is flawless.
    • I still don’t like Control, only Dianna’s intro.
    • I liked the fact that Man in the Mirror was all about Mr. Chang, make the song work even better.
    • Jenna is flawless.
    • Tike is now one of my OTPs.
    • Jenna is flawless.
    • I hate Blaine even more.
    • I love Sam even more.
    • Jenna is flawless.
    • Jenna is flawless.
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  11. My review of ‘Mash-Off’

    It’s been a long time since I came around I wrote my last episode review, but since half of my dash is reviews I decided to get on board with this. I think that the last time I wrote a review, my blog was still half in portuguese and it was about NoN or BTW. Whatever.

    After all the boringness (lol Finchel), bullshitness (lol Artie and the ‘you must fuck to become better actors’ theory) and cheesyness (lol Klaine) of The First Time, I strongly think that Mash-Off was a huuuge improvement. It was not a perfect episode, but still, a good one. It was funny, it was dramatic, some plots were closed, others opened… Me gusta this way.

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  13. OMFG The new songs

    Rumour Has It/Someone Like You was already awesome on the episode version, but MAN. Why they always cut the Naya’s best part on songs? Remember how they cutted Thriller? Damn, the new seconds made the song so much better, and it was already flawless!

    You Make My Dreams/I Can’t Go For That, so dancy that açsldsakdlasa. I keep having flashbacks of that one dance scene on (500) Days of Summer, now I can’t stop imagening Cory doing that coreography. Huh… Remember that on the movie the number happens right after the he sleeps with Summer???

    Hot For Teacher… well, OMFG ASÇLKDASÇDKAÇDLAKDÇLAKDAÇLDKAÇLDS. I will call it Hot For Noah, for reasons.

    Hit Me With Your Best Shot/One Way Or Another, another song that I personally love (HMWYBS) but, somehow, didn’t saw me strange when mashed with another song. And I like One Way Or Another too, don’t know how they make these mash-ups feel so natural o_o

    …wich leaves me with You and I/You and I. Well, I didn’t like that much, I don’t think that the songs combines much, but okay. There’s Idina singing Gaga again, so I didn’t hate it, but will probably be the first that will stop listenning.

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  15. Chris said “maybe if they take a break…”

    Well, every ship on the show took a break in some point. Even Finchel and Wemma, probably the ships that have the greatest fanbase on the fandom. The only exception here is Tike (sorry if I’m forgeting something).

    Plus, St. Berry started before Jesse transfer to McKinley, the same goes for Klaine. I don’t think that different schools could be a problem here.

    And RIB broke up Quam because it was ‘too boring’, considerating that the ratings are falling each week, will not be much of a surprise if they do something ‘schoking’ soon. And the media keeps talking about how sweet and cool the gay bar scene is.

    Closing, we often hear RIB or Chris himself saying that he suggested something that actually hapenned on the show (most songs, like Defying Gravity and As If We Never Said Goodbye), so yes: Chris’s opinions has some level of influence there.

    Of course I’m not saying that Kurtofsky WILL happen, but, you know, I think for the first time, the odds are on our favor!

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  17. My headcanon.

    First off: Kurt and Dave having a sweet scene together, Ausiello’s personal favorite scene, in a episode when there’s romance and OTPs having sex. Again, even with all that happening, THE KURTOFSKY SCENE IS HIS FAVORITE SCENE.

    So, okay, he did transfered, explaining why he wasn’t on school. Kurt did transfered to Dalton and came back to McKinley again, no problems. Blaine transfered, no problems. Sam moved to other state or something, and he’s comming back… I don’t see that has a big problem.

    But what bothers me: why didn’t they gave him the Matt Rutherford treatment? Why didn’t they put anybody casually saying that he moved? Why put him back on this one scene? he’s coming back.

    Ausiello also said that part of him was cherring for Blastian/Kurtofsky. What if Dave is at Dalton or has some relantion with Sebastian? E! spoiled that somebody will say: "He didn’t wanted me.". What if is Dave? And Sebastian tries to help him to get Kurt (so he can have Blaine)?

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  19. My impressions on Misfits after 3x01…

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  21. I finished The Hunger Games tho!

    WHOA! WHAT A BOOK!

    Review under the cut. Spoilers alert!

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  23. [REVIEW] 3x01 - ‘The Purpe Piano Project’ songs

    Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do
    OH MY GOD! LINDSAY! WHAT A WELCOME SURPRISE! We knew that she would be on 3x01, but a solo, huh? AND WHAT A SONG! WELL DONE! Can’t wait to see the perfomance!

    Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead
    I was happier when the we thought that the Hummelberry witch themed duet would be Popular, from Wicked. But okay, I love this song (don’t hear it in a LONG TIME), it’s fun and chilly and, of course, it’s a Hummelberry duet that we are talking about.

    It’s Not Unusual
    I will try to ignore the fact that I hate Blaine and keep remembering that Darren Criss is awesome singing. This song is really good, dancy and will be that guilty pleasure song just because it’s sung by Blaine. My only problem is that I keep imagening Blaine "attention whoring" during the WHOA WHOA WHOA on the end.

    We Got The Beat
    Being the only song that we had already heard something shorts this.  It’s exactly what we could expect listenning to the preview.

    You Can’t Stop The Beat

    The slow intro with Rachel? Beautiful. And then the song finally enters in the party that we all love. Kurt and Artie together? Awesome!! Already on repeat.

    To sum up, I liked all the songs, really. I hope they continue to let current pop hits aside for a moment to keep giving us old songs that give us this feeling of nostalgia. My favorites are Anything Goes, Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead, but mainly You Can’t Stop The Beat.

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  25. So let’s start the theories! My headcanon is ON!

    In the promo we see the hockey dudes slushing Finn. Right, what if they are going to be the ‘season villains’?

    What would be their motivations? As we saw in TSSS, for them ‘its time to hockey rule the school’, what if they are taking the advantage that Dave isn’t slushing/bullying students anymore? Plus, we know that Dave didn’t used to work alone (he used to slushy people with Azimio and sometimes a thrid football player) and on BTW he and Santana stopped Azimio. What if they stopped the bullying permanently? At least, from the football guys?

    So now we have the Glee Wikia (I know, it’s not a 100% reliable source) page saying that Max IS on the 3x02. What if he’s back to fight the hockey team? What if the Bully Whips are back?

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  27. Ten reasons of why I prefer Dave Karofsky over Blaine Anderson

    I always wanted to write that. Now that I put a essay button on my blog, I think it was the time. And not as was done on this post (that has the same format) I decided to not tag Blaine/Klaine, since people could take this as an insult or a spark to a ship war. 

    But knowing that there is some Klainers following me I must say this: if you are a Klainer, I hope you know that the last thing I want with this is start a ship war. If you want to reply this with your arguments, I will be glad to have a nice and polite chat with you.

    That being said, let’s go to the business:

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  29. It’s not like I hate Blaine

    I just think he is the most uninteresting character on the show and it’s been given more screentime to him than to develop plots of better characters (Santana and Brittany, Dave, Tina…)

    Sometimes, I see Blaine and the Warblers more like a comercial product than actual characters, I mean they recorded 2 extra songs just so they could use them on a spin-off CD. What was the pourpose of that? Sell. And it’s embarassing that so many people are buying this.

    Darren Criss is a good actor and singer? Yes, he is. I like Darren, he is an amazing person, talented and I wish the best for him. And the same for the Warbler guys. But Blaine Anderson is boring, is kind of unnecessary and contradicts himself.

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